Christine (REAL WIFE) put her hand on my forehead when I woke up this morning. “You are burning up Commander Asshole.” Felt the swollen tonsils (still got ‘em!) and my eyes were crusted shut. I have not been sick in about 40 years. No colds, no flu, no Convid, nothing. And when I felt a bit shitty, some zinc, echinacea and elderberry syrup was all I needed.
Been severely over-training since my forced retirement, and not getting any younger. The body knows when and how to quiet my own hubristic spirit, at least as it pertains to my health.
Tereza (WIFE TWO) was in the other room feeding the little girl at 5 am. Her son, came bounding in to our room, and took a flying leap on me! His new (and greatly appreciated!) way of saying “Good Morning!” My wife tousled his hair, gave him a hug, and said, “Commander Asshole is not feeling well.” Do not recall the last time I felt like this, we do not even own a thermometer, nor do I really much care. I will fast today, take some organic Oil of Oregano, some olive leaf extract, and be better tomorrow. Also, a rare day of no exercise.
Both wives fussed over me, or whatever it is when women feel some sympathy for an adult man, they generally normally regard as Superman. Not going to lie, I like it! Dad gave precious little advice to me about attracting a mate, but he did warn me about pitfalls, and how to keep one. “Your Wife is never your Mother! Your Mother has to love you, your wife wants to love you!” I told them both to stop fussing, but Tereza sat there with a furrowed brow. She said, “I do not like to see you sick.” It was sweet. I studied her. No makeup. Not much sleep. She is physically gorgeous. Long, straight hair. Wow. Sick or not, I wanted to kick everyone else out of the room!
Afternoon now. The two of them went to visit every witch doctor in Bulgaria, to find potions, and spells to “cure me!” Tereza took the little girl, the little boy is with his Dad, getting tutored. Math, his least favorite tutor. And, I am watching an oldie, “In the Name of Zion Part II.” I feel the Truth about WW II, and our ancient enemy, is finally unleashed, and enjoy going back to the GREAT content our people have made, exposing “their” villainy.
Hope you all have a great weekend. Do something to make yourself stronger, for The Struggle ahead. Go climb a mountain! I am missing my Nevada Desert, and Red Rocks Canyon National Park. I want to feel 100+ degrees Fahrenheit again, dodge the Green Mojave rattlesnakes, admire the bark scorpions, and their persistence. Life is a little too good, with two women taking care of me, and a little boy, who just wants his “Uncle AC” to get better, and play some football with him!
Oh, beware of violent Rabbis, dressed as clowns!