Today was the perfect Black Sea day! Feel some guilt though. Others are writing important, topical, focused missives…and I am back to a life of being used by pretty, horny, mischievous women! Hope I survive. Putting my soul at hazard!
Sex with more than one blond (and one of them twice, guess which one that was?), weights, yoga with Hana (no wives present!), chess with my little kid, and reading a real life, papyrus book written by a real Man!
Was hoping to get back on-line and plugged in, and see Israhell a smoking ruin, with the Ayatollah laughing on CNN, but you can’t always get what you want!
We had to ditch our NatSoc and classics book collection when we moved. Heavy, and took up more space than a small condo afforded. Plus, we had no idea how often we would be moving around. Some of them, even our cool neighbor would not take! “Hey, AC, this is some serious Nazi stuff.” “We prefer you say National Socialist!”
Could have snuck them in but, just best not to explain to a nosy customs inspector or the Bulgarian State Intelligence Agency, why our copy of Mein Kampf looked so damn well read, and enjoyed!
The book is actually legal here, since 2001! My bookstore owner guy knows my political proclivities, and he found a leather bound early edition for me, that I could afford! He told me when it was made legal, in 2001, the average Bulgarian monthly salary was only around $115, the paperback was around $10, and it sold, “Well.” But, few Bulgarians could afford the bound versions.
Blondy, (wife 1, Christine) nearly mounted me to be the first to read it, in German! She took it out of the bag, and she sniffed it like a fine wine! Caressed it. She likes the smell of old leather bound editions, and I recalled how hot she looked dressed up in tall, supple, SS leather boots when we met! She was 18. Wish she still was, she would have won this request! But, at 53, she lost! “AC, I will do all the work, and get on top if I can read it first!”
Christine CAN read this in German, I can’t! So, I sat, like a 3 year old learning to read, translating as best I could. The other wife (really looking preggo!) clambered over. She likes attention. Unlike most whamen, she admits it!
Tereza, who just finished reading Mein Kampf in English, to improve her English reading skills, being Czech, can also read my German edition, then translate to me in English. It’s like having a slightly less albino blond, but compensates by being a nymphomaniac translator, reading you a paragraph, then asking if you want a XXXXXXX. It’s all very complex, which is why I switched to nailing both of them, in lieu of reading. Tereza, is quite the orator, poet and wordsmith! “Husband, I could read you Mein Kampf, or fuck you. Your choice!”
I’m never gonna get that Iron Cross medal while I am married! Now I know why Uncle A lived the bachelor life!
Anyway, let me clean it up a bit, last Friday was fun!
We must preserve these books of value, they might start burning them as payback for flaming all their porn a while back.
i have a copy, thanks for giving me something to add to the bucket list.